Shit My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
Author:Justin Halpern
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: For the Benefit of Mr. Kite
Published: 2009-12-31T16:00:00+00:00
On Getting Rejected by the First Girl I Asked to Prom
“Sorry to hear that. Hey, have you seen my fanny pack?…No, I care about what you said, I told you I was sorry to hear it. Jesus, I can’t be sorry and wonder where my fanny pack is at the same fucking time?”
On My Attempts to Participate in Urban Culture
“What the fuck are you doing on the floor writhing around?…I’m not sure what break dancing is, but I sincerely hope it’s not what you’re doing.”
On Selling His Beloved 1967 Two-Door Mercury Cougar
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